qjscott: Fighting form Batman (fuck)
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
qjscott: Fighting form Batman (Default)
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
qjscott: (hammertime)
Take that Liberals.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
qjscott: Fighting form Batman (Default)
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
qjscott: Fighting form Batman (fuck)
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, NEVER ask him for his three-hole-punch.
qjscott: Fighting form Batman (fuck)
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
qjscott: Fighting form Batman (fuck)
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
qjscott: Fighting form Batman (Default)
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
qjscott: Fighting form Batman (Japanese-Q)
BOW DOWN, MORTALS! ALL OF YOU WILL CAPITULATE TO THE GREATNESS THAT IS NORRIS! BELIEVERS SHALL RECEIVE MANLY BEARDS OF GREAT MANLINESS! DOUBT HIS AWESOMENESS AND HE WILL WADE IN POOLS OF YOUR BLOOD!

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds", he was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU, MOTES, WORSHIP HIS GREATNESS FOR HE IS THINE ONLY MEANS FOR IMMORTAL AND PEACEFUL LIFE...UNLESS YOU PISS HIM OFF. THEN...WELL...

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DEATH, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL...ONLY CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE I'M A SMART BASTARD!

When Chuck Norris was born, he roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face because the only person worthy of delivering Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, O' VENERATED ONE!

Profile

qjscott: Fighting form Batman (Default)
Q!Diddy

April 2017

S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
232425 26272829
30      

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Sep. 25th, 2017 08:37 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios